Wednesday, August 27, 2008

"Not" Wanted

I saw this movie a couple of days ago. I don't make the claim that it's the worst movie ever made, merely the worst I have personally seen. Angelina Jolie, Morgan Freeman, this is a joke right?
One star, and only because of
a) The special effects and
b) I'm not sure you can give less than one.
I mean, you should actually go see it, this movie seems to have gone Misere, so in a strange way, I feel like it deserves an Oscar in hell.
This guy says it better than I could. What's the worst movie you guys have seen? Should we have a bad movie night at my place some time? We could hire a projector.

9 comments:

David Barry said...

"Not" wanted?
Does that mean it is wanted? Maybe you could go here....

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.

Gomez said...

I'm tired of Angelina-gun-porn movies... and I've never even seen one.

As for terrible movies, I strongly disliked Bed of Roses. Give me Pukeahontas any day!

Andrew said...

Heh. I've seen Santa Claus conquers the Martians....

It was bad. It wasn't bad in a good way, either (if you're looking for such a movie, I recommend http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100788/ - you'll laugh so hard you'll wee a little).

The worst movie of all time gong is generally held to go to Plan 9 from outer space. Dear god do I want to see that.

Also, I've seen 1/2 star reviews. I don't think I've ever seen less, though.

Gomez said...

chicken park is also pretty bad.

Sam said...

And the only people who could be titillated by this Angelina-gun-porn movie are too young to legally have sex with her. I'm not even sure the director is over 15. There was a sex scene in there, so he has probably watched an MA film before, but he could have just stolen some magazines from under his big brother's mattress.

Nini said...

When it comes to bad movies, the first one that pops into my head is, of course, Battlefield Earth.

But recently, another one that stands out is Before Sunrise. I watched it just before I went to Vienna, and I want to see it again so that I can recognise some of the places. But I'll watch it on mute. Ethan Hawke pisses me off.

Sam said...

I don't deny the right of "Before Sunrise" to exist.

Toffeeapple said...

Zardos was pretty bad... are we talking wort "A movies" or just worst movies...

Andrew said...

Clearly, since we're discussing such gems as Wanted, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Plan 9 from Outer Space, Time Barbarians, Chicken Park and BattleField Earth ....... I think it's fair to respond "A Movies"