Monday, November 17, 2008

Columbus

I'm reading a book about Christopher Columbus. Let's put ourselves in his head for a moment, and believe that in sailing west from Europe across the Atlantic, he had reached India, rather than the New World. Why then, did he call it the West Indies? That doesn't make any kind of sense. He had clearly reached the most easterly point of India. Anybody who thinks that that sounds reasonable, and that it makes sense to speak of "India in the West" is either trying to make me angry, or has not properly understood the concept of the spherical Earth with it's arbitrary meridians.

Update: Geoff falls into at least one of the above categories. So the great edifice of modern physics goes up, and the majority of the cleverest people in the western world have about as much insight into it as their Neolithic ancestors would have had.

8 comments:

Geoff said...

I don't know Whoopi, is the earth flat?

Anonymous said...

So Columbus was trying to piss you off, and Geoff is a majority of the cleverest people in the western world?

Anonymous said...

I have nothing but contempt for your naive geographical relativism.

Sam said...

It's naive to say that lines of longitude are arbitrary?
Sorry James, I was being a bit hyperbolic for once. The last paragraph is a quote from
The Two Cultures.

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Anonymous said...

http://xkcd.com/503/

Anonymous said...

Every country has its lines of latitude, but that doesn't mean they're as good as the true Christian one that runs through Genoa. Who cares where the Indian's East and West are, or whether he lives in India? All I want to know is what I have to do to his kids to make him tell me where his gold is.

Sam said...

Who is this? What's your operating number?